Tom Cruise Is God

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I bought a Tom Cruise box set collection yesterday
Legend
All the right moves
T*A*P*S

Any of these any good?

[Legend]

I've been watching a bunch of Asian horror films lately.
People at the imdb reckon they're better than the American remakes
But they're wrong. Seen so many shit films lately.

The last Big Brother starts this week. I'll watch the launch show.

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big bro, world cup and apprentcie. quality tv right now

Have you seen Tom Cruise dancing with J lo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX8UYFpKs7M
 
Cruise has got some moves!!!

[Legend]

You forgot to list Wimbledon.
One of the fit girls is Gonna win the Apprentice.
Can't believe that mouthy miget bitch is still there.

Crusie has his new movie out next month.

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You forgot to list Wimbledon.
One of the fit girls is Gonna win the Apprentice.
Can't believe that mouthy miget bitch is still there.

Crusie has his new movie out next month.

Knight and day , yeah Ive seen the trailer. Ill see it on its release day

He totally owned Jlo in that dance.

[Legend]

I can't open video links on my phone.
I'll check it out when i'm on my computer.
Did you watch that Cruise set?
Check out the film Elegy i think you'll like it.

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I can't open video links on my phone.
I'll check it out when i'm on my computer.
Did you watch that Cruise set?
Check out the film Elegy i think you'll like it.

whos in elegy? I watched Legend and it was so painful it made my eyes hurt. Have you ever seen neverending story? U know that fag who rides around on the horse? They tried to make Tom into that kinda character.. . . .  He was squating throughout the film wearing strange clothes and he had long hair and wierd teeth. Not how Cruise should look at all. The films plot was strange aswel. I was just glad when it was over. I expect more from the other two films.






This is what he is dressed as when he dances to the Ludacris song

[Legend]

Ben Kingsley, Dennis Hopper and Penelope Cruz are in Elegy.

I never saw Never Ending Story but Legend sounds shit.

[Legend]

The start of big brother was terrible. There's a few fit girls in the house.
The dike could be really attractive if she sorted herself out.
Sunshine is the best of the bunch but its close.

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The start of big brother was terrible. There's a few fit girls in the house.
The dike could be really attractive if she sorted herself out.
Sunshine is the best of the bunch but its close.

I cant stand sunshine. She a boring ugly bitch. Fat aswel.

The fat Beyonce is annoying. She said giving blowjobs is a challenge to make the guy cum which suggests that she isnt always successful. How shit must a woman be at blowjobs if she cant make the man cum. The mole is a fag. Havent seen anyone in the house who is in the slightest bit likeable.

Did u see jnr apprentice. He picked the asian lad. Id have picked the blond and got head from her everyday.

[Legend]

How's Sunshine fat? She's skinny.
The other black girls quite pretty
The Beyonce look a like needs to tone up a bit.
The Irish girls rough. Can't believe the mole's gay
And that posh bloke isn't. There all losers. Who would miss Wimbledon
And the World Cup to sit in a house all sumer with strangers.

[Legend]

The paki deserved to win the Apprentice.
He was the best of the bunch. I would hire the blonde too
Just so I could bang her in the board room.

Whats wrong with the Australian guy on Big Brother?
He said he likes licking pussy more than having sex
And he said he doesn't like blowjob. What a twat.

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The paki deserved to win the Apprentice.
He was the best of the bunch. I would hire the blonde too
Just so I could bang her in the board room.

Whats wrong with the Australian guy on Big Brother?
He said he likes licking pussy more than having sex
And he said he doesn't like blowjob. What a twat.

He was talking shit just so he can get in with the gals. The women wouldnt mind getting eaten out by him so he sees that as his way in. Tactics!

Sunshine is a fat fuck. I was watching it with the missus and she agreed that sunshine needs to drop a stone or two. Her loves handles are ugly and she isnt toned. Beyonce wanabe is obese.

[Legend]

Sunshine ain't fat. She's the fittest in the house.
I hope the rug muncher goes tomorrow and some one should nutt her on the way out.

The Australian guy's a complete twat. He's been crying for ages
He needs to man up a bit.

[wizzy]

The fat Beyonce is annoying. She said giving blowjobs is a challenge to make the guy cum which suggests that she isnt always successful. How shit must a woman be at blowjobs if she cant make the man cum.

hilarious reading your conversations sometimes.

[Legend]

Bal you still watching BB?
The Australian was brought to tear by a few childish insults
The posh boy and the dike will be up tonight.

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Bal you still watching BB?
The Australian was brought to tear by a few childish insults
The posh boy and the dike will be up tonight.

Yeah he shamed himself. Called her names then couldnt take it when she walked off so he tried to quit. how shameful. he was pretending to pack his stuff and when she came in he wanted to row but when she almost walked off he said ok ill listen . he got completely battered by her. then he started crying . couldnt believe how gay he was. how ruff is that lesbo. i hate her and she wants to fuk that irish gal. the other lesbo who looks like jordan is nice but looks shit without makeup. Tey are all as bad as each other that posh guy only gosspised cuz he was being told off about eating sausage rolls. mario took his side cuz he wants his cock and irish gal took lesbos side cuz she wants her cunt. Theyre all scum.

[Legend]

Yeah some one needs to punch that dike out.
People think that Irish girls fit but i can't see it
Don't think the Jorden look-a-like is fit either
In fact i don't rate the real Jorden.

Sunshine's the best looking followed by the black girl
The rest are rough.

[Legend]

Stopped Watching Big Brother For a Couple Of Weeks But I Watched Last Night
As There Was Nothing Better On And I Read That The Scummy Dike Walk
Wish I Saw Nathan School Her. She And That Irish Bitch Deserve a Beating.

Three New People Came Into The House. The Two Black Girls Are Quite Fit
But The Rest of The Girls Are Rough. The Bald Chick's Probably The Best Of The Bunch
And Just For Being The Fittest She Should Win.

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I missed it last night. That Aussie guy has totally let himself down. At the start he was teh guy all the chicks wanted to fuck. Now he is a joke character who cries and bitches.

Shabby walked cuz someone told her to fuck off and thats never happend to her b4 and she couldnt deal with it. Nathan could have totally battered her but only a little verbal was needed. Id fuck the two new gal housemates.

[Legend]

Two Weeks Away  The Comeback Of Cruise.

[Flab]

Two Weeks Away  The Comeback Of Cruise.

We going to Empire?

[Legend]

Yeah

[bal21]

Did you see Tom Cruise on Top gear last night? Duno how they managed the insurance cuz if he killed himself they would be screwed.

Tom was driving like a maniac on two wheels going round corners. He made record time and is top of the top gear league.  He beat everyone else whos ever done it including Diaz.

Im going to see Knight and day the day it comes out. You just know Cruise is fucking Diaz behind Kelly Holmes back. Ive heard it has mixed reviews but who gives a shit.  I saw Inception yesterday. Cross between Matrix and Vanilla sky and had a hint of shutter island in regards to a physco ex wife who haunted him throughout the film.



LEGEND

[King of the Ring]

I cannot believe this Tom Cruise thread reached 96 pages of gay comments.

[Legend]

Did you see Tom Cruise on Top gear last night?

No I Missed It  I Never Watch Top Gear But I Was Meaning Too Just For Cruise.

I cannot believe this Tom Cruise thread reached 96 pages of gay comments.

Most Posted In Thread On The Forum Baby 

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1 week to go  . . . .

[Legend]

I Watched Lost  I Brought All Five Seasons And It Took About Six Weeks (its all i watched tv's been shit)

Started Ok And Got Better But Dipped After Season 3 (the best season)
The Ending Was Just Poor. They Could Of Thought Up a Better Way To End It
They Could Of Gone Down The Same Road The Film Passengers Did. Would Of Been Better.

Felt a Bit Robbed After All That Time But It Was a Pretty Good Program. Gonna Give Heroes a Go Next.

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I Watched Lost  I Brought All Five Seasons And It Took About Six Weeks (its all i watched tv's been shit)

Started Ok And Got Better But Dipped After Season 3 (the best season)
The Ending Was Just Poor. They Could Of Thought Up a Better Way To End It
They Could Of Gone Down The Same Road The Film Passengers Did. Would Of Been Better.

Felt a Bit Robbed After All That Time But It Was a Pretty Good Program. Gonna Give Heroes a Go Next.

I bought lost. Took me about a year to get through 1 series then I lost interest halfway through the second season.

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5 Days to go!! . . . .